Unicorn Piss
Glow’s Unicorn Piss is a sativa strain born from crossing GMO with London Jelly, and it’s as outrageous as its name suggests. Sticky, glittering buds burst with a citrus-forward funk that feels like a rainbow collided with a grove of oranges. The high is explosive and euphoric—sending creativity, energy, and conversation into overdrive while leaving the body light and buzzy. Unicorn Piss isn’t just flower; it’s a full-blown experience for those who like their smoke as colorful and unpredictable as they are.
Lineage: GMO x London Jelly
Aroma/Flavor Profile: Expect a vibrant citrus aroma layered with funky sweetness and hints of earth. The flavor mirrors its scent, with juicy fruit up front and a fizzy, candy-like finish that lingers on the palate.
Effects: Unicorn Piss delivers an energetic cerebral rush that’s euphoric, creative, and socially stimulating. The body high is fizzy and light, keeping you buoyant while the mind races in technicolor. It’s uplifting, chaotic fun—ideal for sparking ideas or endless conversations.
Usage: Best for daytime or social settings, Unicorn Piss is perfect for creative projects, group hangs, or any moment when you want to amplify fun and energy. Its intensity makes it more suited for seasoned users looking for a lively ride.
Medical Benefits: This sativa may help with fatigue, stress, and depression by boosting mood and motivation. Its energizing effects can combat mental fog, while its fizzy body buzz may ease tension without slowing you down.
Brand: Glow
Light up your day with Glow’s Unicorn Piss flower, now available in a 3.5g package at your local dispensary. Whether you’re searching for a “dispensary near me” or the top-rated dispensary in Jersey City, our shop offers bold, colorful strains like Unicorn Piss alongside a curated lineup of high-quality cannabis products. Visit us today and experience a sativa that’s anything but ordinary.
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Dominant Terpenes
beta-Myrcene a.k.a. Myrcene is one of the most common terpenes found in cannabis. Myrcene is known to increase the effects of the psychoactive properties of THC and enhance the health benefits found in CBD. Commonly found in parsley, mangoes & hops, Myrcene is a good option for those looking to add a little relaxation to their overall experience.
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Limonene is found in citrus rinds and is the second most commonly occurring terpene in nature. This terpene has been used in high dosages as a catalyst in topical products to allow other chemical compounds to pass through the skin for absorption in the blood.
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Beta-caryophyllene is known for it's wide variety of potential health benefits both physically & mentally. This terpene has a unique ability to bind to the CB2 receptors; CB2 receptors are targeted when treating pain & inflammation with cannabis. Beta-caryophyllene is also approved for use in food by the FDA & is commonly found in black pepper, cinnamon, & basil.
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